Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy

Merry Friggin' Christmas: An Edgy Christmas Comedy

The perfect gift for that Bah-humbug in your life

"A funny book about Christmas and a dead comedy man..."

"...takes the cake as the best of the holiday season. It has charisma, a fantastic voice, and it was funny as all hell."

"A fresh and funny take on the holidays..."

Based on The Life of Carlton St. Michael, the NUMBER ONE TOP RATED show on the URN

So, who is Carlton St. Michael?

Carlton St. Michael is an up-and-coming atheist stand-up comic on the verge of fame and fortune. The only problem is, he's dead. Actually, twice dead. Caught dead in Jersey. Twice.

And, his life story has become the number one top-rated show on the Undying Rerun Network (URN).

A Christmas Comedy, of all things.

But Carlton isn't buying any of it. He's out to prove it's all some near-death hallucination that will fade to black when he really dies, or vanish when he awakes.

So, are you dying to see how this story turns out? Well, that's the only way to see it on the URN. You have to die first. But Carlton has written it all down for you, so you can enjoy it without venturing beyond the veil.

Even if you are dying to enjoy Carlton's story, you need not go that far. You can get the EBook, NOW

Warning: Merry Friggin' Christmas is a Christmas Comedy for Adults and is too edgy for children under age 13.

Check out some reviews from some imaginary people:

"This book surprised me. I kept thinking I knew where it was going, and it ended up somewhere else. I wish I did not have to be dead to see it on the URN."

Misty Fication

"I bought this book because there are elves on the cover. I love elves. The book was so good that I didn't even realize there were no elves in the story until the end, and it didn't matter to me at all."

Sylvaniel the Elven Princess

"I can't tell you why I loved this book without spoiling the ending. So, let's just say that I loved it, because of the ending."

John Q. Endingliker

Author: Joseph Jr. Cillo
Binding Type: Hardcover
Publisher: Infornuity Publishing, LLC
Published: 11/12/2018
Pages: 234
Weight: 1.13lbs
Size: 9.00h x 6.00w x 0.69d
ISBN: 9781942590217

About the Author
Cillo Jr, Joseph: - Joseph Cillo, Jr. writes what he calls "Edgy Catholic Fiction." Edgy Catholic Fiction is generally written for adult audiences, at minimum teens and up. The grouping crosses genres and includes a perspective that is generally consistent with the teachings of the Catholic Church, which may include rather dramatic supernatural elements, as in "The Exorcist," or other less dramatic religious elements, which could be as simple as characters relying on prayer. The religious elements may not be overt and could well lie only in the author's general perspective or a character's perspective that there is a God, and a moral, immutable foundation to the universe. Mr. Cillo will consider his work a full success when there is a recognized category for his fiction: Edgy Catholic. For more information, please check out www.edgycatholic.com Examples of Edgy Catholic literature lie strewn throughout genres which no one has grouped together. Literary masters such as Graham Greene, Flannery O'Connor, J.R.R. Tolkien, and even, C.S. Lewis, who though not Catholic, was consistent with the Catholic perspective in his fiction, wrote works that fall into the Edgy Catholic domain. Dean Koontz, whose supernatural and suspense thrillers are written from a Catholic perspective and are quite edgy, is a more contemporary example of an Edgy Catholic author. Joseph Cillo, Jr. has undertaken to demonstrate that compelling literature in various genres can be written with a backbone of a Catholic religious worldview. While his original vision was to make his point through the medium of film, resulting in the creation of three screenplay titles, "Carlton St. Michael in the Afterlife," a comedy; "When the Wood is Dry," a drama/crime drama, and "Blind Prophet," a science fiction/fantasy, he has lately changed direction to reach an audience directly through the media of novels and comic books. "Blind Prophet" is being released as a series of comic books, and the screenplays for "Carlton St. Michael in the Afterlife" and "When the Wood Is Dry are being reworked into novels. Joseph Cillo, Jr. is the fourth of seven children, born within a year of his older sister in a most unplanned and yet welcome way. Having the great blessings of a loving family, however, did not prevent his drift into a sort of foolhardy extended adolescence for many years, broken only by suffering and illness, in a rather miraculous fashion. He now lives a life of quiet prayer and diligent work. His creative works have a religious and moral point of view but are best experienced by those who are wandering or tempted to wander, rather than those who already are on the right path. His fervent hope is that his diligent work may serve a greater purpose in the lives of those who encounter it, perhaps even guiding them away from folly and toward the path of holiness. But it's perfectly fine if they just enjoy a good story. For more on Blind Prophet, check out www.blindprophetcomic.com