An Unattractive Vampire

"Jim McDoniel's first novel is quirky, wild, and weird, and definitely for those who hate those "sexy" vampire stereotypes - who like their monsters nice and gross." --Geeks of Doom

Jim McDoniel's debut novel, An Unattractive Vampire, is a darkly comic urban fantasy of ancient horrors in suburban cities. After three centuries trapped underground, thousand-year-old Yulric Bile--also known as the Curs d One, the Devil's Apprentice, He Who Worships the Slumbering Horrors--awakens only to find that no one believes he is a vampire. Apparently he's just too ugly--modern vampires, he soon discovers, are pretty, weak, and, most disturbing of all, good. Determined to reestablish his bloodstained reign, Yulric sets out to correct this disgusting turn of events or, at the very least, murder the person responsible. With the help of pert vampire-wannabe Amanda; Simon, the eight-year-old reincarnation of his greatest foe; and a cadre of ancient and ugly horrors, Yulric prepares to battle the glamorous undead. But who will win the right to determine, once and for all, what it truly means to be a vampire?

Author: Jim McDoniel
Binding Type: Paperback
Publisher: Sword & Laser
Published: 03/15/2016
Pages: 309
Weight: 0.7lbs
Size: 8.20h x 5.40w x 0.80d
ISBN: 9781941758649

About the Author
McDoniel, Jim: - Jim McDoniel is a writer of weird, funny tales. A graduate of the University of Minnesota and Chicago's Second City Conservatory, he spends much of his time in the Windy City writing audio dramas and radio plays about monsters, magic, and mad science. This is his first novel.